More Low-Hanging Fruit: Ugly Government Logos

Look, I'm not an expert on anything design-related. Can't tell you the slightest thing about the weights of fonts or serif or sans serif or what-have-you. But I can tell you that this is fantastically ugly:

With the bad pun in the middle--"Protection is our trademark", who thought of that, the United Uncles of America Association?--it really doesn't convey sober gravity at all. Who knows how many generations of young Americans have learned to flaunt intellectual property at will because of the sheer ridiculousness of the above, undermining the bedrock of every capitalistic system--intellectual property? I don't know, but the number must be in the billions.